20 January 2006
Originally posted on greenfairydotcom
A little delayed (simply days spent trying to find a rhyme for 'vadge' before giving up),
for which I apologise: I just know you've been falling from your seats with anticipation.
A Triolet Concerning Scented Sanitary Products
I would never buy a scented pad
I smell perfectly good enough
Another oppressive feminine fad
I would never buy a scented pad
If men don't like it that's their bad
Emancipate your natural muff!
I would never buy a scented pad
I smell perfectly good enough
I'm expecting Andrew Motion's call at any time.
Next: a cinquain on a subject of your choosing. Cinquains should be about a noun - requests
please!