Bollocks to all this.
Off to the Caribbean;
back in a fortnight.
Tales of sunburnt woe
and holiday derring-do
may follow shortly.
13th June
Ah, Alan Bennett.
Astute human observer,
rubbish beach reading.
15th June
On the nudist beach
my pale pink ass gleams brightly
amid ochre cocks.
19th June
Paragliding. Not
for the faint of heart or loose
of bikini top.
22nd June
Through dense rainforest,
I am Jack of the jungle!
I fear only gnats.
Bon Voyage, sweetheart.
Bring me back something amusing. Do.
x
enjoy!
no no no no. do not go easy on the rum!
we want tales of derring-do!
go hard, very very hard on the rum.
and the tequila.
but do watch out for jellyfish -
they can sting you in unlikely places.
Have a fab time! :)
The fifteenth of June
Brings a wonderful haiku
*The sound of laughter*
Heh
Glad you have have found all the essentials in life so far...
x
J
Have a fab holiday :)
nudist beach - Paragliding !
You've been drinking the rum, haven't you?
Depraved duck observes
That this thread is quite worthless
Without photographs
The haiku were great! I've got to go to bed now though, thinking about ochre cocks :)
Have a nice time - and go easy on the rum