1. A Doberman wearing an NSPCC t-shirt and matching green bow tie
2. Three middle aged women in pink tutus and stripper shoes pushing a baby incubator on wheels
3. A couple doing the Charleston
4. Three people dressed like pieces of Monster Munch
5. A woman on crutches with her entire leg in plaster
* Well, I say running, it was more of a quick paced jog**
** enthusiastic bit of speed walking***
*** hearty stride****
**** saunter
But did you finish? That's the most important thing... not how many cripples run past you on crutches...
(were you crawling? ;-) )
Beef. Obviously.
I did finish, and I have a medal, a packet of Kettle Chips, some cherry flavoured Fisherman's Friend, a fair trade chocolate bar, a sachet of wrinkle cream, a packet of pink Wet Wipes and various other bizarre things they put in the goodie bags at the end to prove it.
I really would have backed you to be the one in the tutu.
that's nine people, not five. plus the dog.
I was dismayed til I read your asterisks.
So what were you wearing for your gentle perambulation?
A t-shirt with the name of the place I work across it and a peevish expression.
well done though :)
WHERE'S THE ABSINTH?
What flavor of Monster Munch?