Potatory

Five things it is possible, but not advisable, to use as a mixer for vodka.

Maple syrup
Milk
Campari
Horlicks
Listerine

Pandemian: throwing up at 3am so you don't have to.

19 November 2006

Comments

Listerine (mint flavour) is actually not such a frivolous idea: it can fool the brain into thinking that cheap voddy you bought from Aldi's is in fact...absinthe!

If you want to go really wild, how about dropping a tea bag into your vodka. Let me know how it tastes, but don't leave it in too long - there's nothing worse than stewed vodka.

Maple syrup not good? Shame.

Must have been some party...

Add 'Lilt' to this list *shudder*

And Apple Hooch, remember?

x

Ohh we've all been THERE.

"What do you mean, there's no booze left!"
"Well there is this half of a bottle of Creme de Menthe"
"Ohh and we have cream in the fridge, and look, After Eights!"

One messy session 'chopping' After Eights, and blending said ingredients later and we had a greenish brown lumpy goo.

Didn't taste that bad.

Until we realised we had lemonade left and that maybe it just needed thinning down.

Fizzy, green minty liquid with brown lumps of goo.

And that was when it came back up.

Ronseal Quick Drying Wood Stain.

Believe me, it does NOT do exactly what it says on the tin. Especially not with vodka.

- Your own vomit.
- someone else' vomit.

Your valuable research efforts are much appreciated! Get well soon :)

Prune Juice. I know you're laughing, but if you actually LIKE prunes and prune juice for their flavour (as I do), vodka in prune juice is delicious and awesome. Just, um, not too much. I was SO sick ...

Marmite.
Just don't, I'm sincere about that.

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