
A News of the World Christmas
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Dearest Jack. Lovely Jack. Very very lovely indeed Jack. Extraordinarily wonderful Jack.
That is all I wanted to say.
Thank you.
Andre gets all his best lines from me, you know . . .
What a great way to mark Christmas - fab. It's been great reading you this year Pandemian. All the best.
Hahaha - I think I'd pay *you* to send it out as cards!
"I've got two big prezzies"
Hee hee.
Ahem.
Well yes you do.
;)
(Christmas is the time to be sleazy right? Or is that some other time of year?)
I think any time is can be a good time to be sleazy, it just seems to happen more at Christmas...
Genius.
I seriously think that'd make a great christmas card. And you could almost certainly do it for the other papers, too.
We all enjoy a bit of sleaze on our birthday; I don't see why the son of God should be any different.
Merry Christmas to my favourite Xmas cracker...
Oh, and by the way, what we were talking about last time I saw you - I am DEFINITELY right
;)
x
Well done.
Some friends got a "Jesus Action Figure" this year with hands that glow in the dark.
I really, really want one.
Yes, a belated Merry Xmas, and more aptly a Happy New Year to you and yours.
And bollocks to the News of the World.
Hey Jack - Just dropping by to wish to a Happy New Year - hope the News of the World don't have a much fun with the New Year
This really is a cracking card. I've just started a new job and didn't get chance to read this until now. I agree this worthy of card production. Probably because it is very much a card you would produce. It just seems to have your hallmark acerbic humour

Dearest Jack. Lovely Jack. Very very lovely indeed Jack. Extraordinarily wonderful Jack. Et cetera, et bleedin' cetera. If I pay you an extraordinarily huge amount of money - or send you both the hits from my website, one or the other - please may I use that as my own Christmas card design next year? Please? Please? Please? In particular, I want to send it to all my family . . .