A News of the World Christmas

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24 December 2006

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Dearest Jack. Lovely Jack. Very very lovely indeed Jack. Extraordinarily wonderful Jack. Et cetera, et bleedin' cetera. If I pay you an extraordinarily huge amount of money - or send you both the hits from my website, one or the other - please may I use that as my own Christmas card design next year? Please? Please? Please? In particular, I want to send it to all my family . . .

Dearest Jack. Lovely Jack. Very very lovely indeed Jack. Extraordinarily wonderful Jack.


That is all I wanted to say.


Thank you.

Andre gets all his best lines from me, you know . . .

What a great way to mark Christmas - fab. It's been great reading you this year Pandemian. All the best.

Hahaha - I think I'd pay *you* to send it out as cards!

"I've got two big prezzies"

Hee hee.

Ahem.

Well yes you do.

;)

(Christmas is the time to be sleazy right? Or is that some other time of year?)

I think any time is can be a good time to be sleazy, it just seems to happen more at Christmas...

Genius.
I seriously think that'd make a great christmas card. And you could almost certainly do it for the other papers, too.

We all enjoy a bit of sleaze on our birthday; I don't see why the son of God should be any different.

Merry Christmas to my favourite Xmas cracker...

Oh, and by the way, what we were talking about last time I saw you - I am DEFINITELY right

;)

x

Well done.

Some friends got a "Jesus Action Figure" this year with hands that glow in the dark.

I really, really want one.

Yes, a belated Merry Xmas, and more aptly a Happy New Year to you and yours.

And bollocks to the News of the World.

Hey Jack - Just dropping by to wish to a Happy New Year - hope the News of the World don't have a much fun with the New Year

This really is a cracking card. I've just started a new job and didn't get chance to read this until now. I agree this worthy of card production. Probably because it is very much a card you would produce. It just seems to have your hallmark acerbic humour

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