I'm not sure how to include 1, but I would respectfully suggest that 2, 3 and 4 could be combined into covering Morrissey in the icing and crumbs from Krispy Kreme doughnuts whilst he lies upon the desk in your office and you both listen to Radio 4 and not say a word to each other.
No, though I once went within fifteen feet of the self-help aisle in Waterstones once (couldn't go any further in, felt nauseous and a faint sense of shame).
Listening to Radio 4 all day does bring the risk of hearing Quote Unquote.
It was at least 3 months before I was ready to speak to anyone again after that.
what nice hand-writing you have, I would demand a PhD on the strength of it.
I saw Morrissey last year, he improves with age like fine wine.
posted by annie : 17 January 2007
Krispy Kreme AND doughnuts...?
posted by jam : 17 January 2007
What an excellent plan.
posted by Cheerful One : 18 January 2007
Colour me pessimistic Jack, but I'm not sure any of that (apart from maybe the ???? thing) is ever going to happen. Not in this life anyway.
posted by Timbo : 18 January 2007
I'm not sure how to include 1, but I would respectfully suggest that 2, 3 and 4 could be combined into covering Morrissey in the icing and crumbs from Krispy Kreme doughnuts whilst he lies upon the desk in your office and you both listen to Radio 4 and not say a word to each other.
There. Happy to advise, as always.
posted by An Unreliable Witness : 18 January 2007
But if I stopped fantasising about things that will never be, however would I spend my time?
posted by Jack : 18 January 2007
Ignore the naysayers.
Item 5 is what makes this plan so utterly foolproof!!
posted by Gordon : 18 January 2007
You just read 'What Colour is My Parachute', right?
posted by Noosa Lee : 18 January 2007
No, though I once went within fifteen feet of the self-help aisle in Waterstones once (couldn't go any further in, felt nauseous and a faint sense of shame).
posted by Jack : 19 January 2007
Listening to Radio 4 all day does bring the risk of hearing Quote Unquote.
It was at least 3 months before I was ready to speak to anyone again after that.
posted by Caroline the Insignificant : 19 January 2007
Hey, someone's stolen all of my underpants!
Damn those underpants gnomes!
posted by D : 19 January 2007
Krispy Kreme and doughnuts? Err... Aren't they like... You know...?
Never mind.
posted by Matt : 25 January 2007
As above. So, call Krispy Kreme and demand doughnuts on strength of individual fabulousness and adorable eccentricities alone...
posted by Jack : 25 January 2007
Krispy Kreme (AND doughnuts? Two kinds of doughnuts?)? Morrissey?! Posts about things you want to blog about whilst trying to sleep?!?
(I'll be back.)
posted by Morgan : 27 January 2007