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Ten fictional characters I have had a crush on with absolutely no embarrassing reasoning included whatsoever.

1. Lord Peter Wimsey
2. The Sandman
3. Data
4. Gill Grissom
5. Willy Wonka
6. Daria
7. John Yossarian
8. Sherlock Holmes
9. Jack Sparrow
10. Nny

26 February 2007

Comments

Mmm, The Sandman
Eww, Data

Is there any kind of identifying characteristic running through this motley crew that makes you partial to them?

Apart from them all being made-up.

I had a crush on Daria too. Jack Sparrow is just really Keith Richards, but younger.

Sandman ... well girls do love dark brooding men ... don't they?

Brooding + intelligent + anti-authority = good.

Dark is just a bonus.

I do not fancy any imaginary people.

Currently brooding, shouting 'fuck the system', and reading Intimacy by Jean-Paul Sartre in the dark.

Daria. Hell yes. But Willy Wonka... really? I expected better from you!

oh dear, i don't have a crush on any fictitous character - ooooo, unless jack bauer counts, and then i'm drooling.

Lord Peter Wimsey is waiting for me by my bed right now.

Who is the typo at number 10?

i can understand jack sparrow. :). but holden caulfield tops my list, and it doesnt even help that he's immortalized as a seventeen year old and i was already 23 when i met him. lol.

and come again, willy wonka@ #5?

Zed, Jack Bauer counts as fictional.

You can stop drooling now.

Willy Wonka, yes. When I was five anyone could have had me for a lake of chocolate. In fact, they probably still could.

Moose - coincidentally, I'm also taking him to bed tonight. The cad.

Nny

Bossy doesn't have crushes on fictional characters. The Non-fictional variety keep her quite busy.

Adrian - yes. Just don't bloody marry one *scowl*

Jack - ah, we tick many similar boxes. Have to add Harry Potter to mine, for shame, and quite probably Professor Lupin. Ooh and Sirius Black.

*cough*

I really must go and do some work.

x

I'd be jealous, but they're all fictional. And I have matches.

Daria has still to this day got me sexually confused....

p.s im sure i left a comment before but i was a bit tipsy so i might not have posted it.....

I'm with the others - Daria: yes!

NYC and I both fancied Maid Marion the fox, from Disney's Robin Hood. Plus, Ariel Little Mermaid. Obviously.

And I only like Willa Wonka as played by Johnny Depp, even though that film was quite honestly, a bit shite.

Albert Campion surely more fanciable than Lord Peter Wimsey, in the 1930s fictional detective stakes?

mmm Jack Sparrow... and Jessica Rabbit started years of confusion - do I want to BE her/it, or have her?

I'm still not sure... tho now have long red hair and use make-up that makes my eyes seem greener... hmm...

I'm another Peter Wimsey fan - of the Edward Petherbridge persuasion - Ian Carmicheal was a bit too hearty (I thought Campion was a bit wimpy, to be honest).
I'd still quite like to be Harriet Vane.

It seems we're alone in our Gilinfatuation.

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