I used to have Dancing Pants. Then I got the infestation treated. I'm fine now.
Incidentally, it's not 101 Blowjob Techniques, just 20. I know that for a fact, because it was in a book I read somewhere. Just that one page, mind. I had to give up on the rest due to feeling nauseous.
Working at 'the magazine' was such thrown-together baloney. I actually longed for the days when I'd create feminist teen 'zines by cutting stuff up and photocopying it.
I've been sick lately and friends have been bringing me magazines... all I can say is, it's hard! "What Jen thought of Brad's Baby Pics" (brilliant and sick as it is) - yet another cover photo of Madonna in which she doesn't even look like herself - next season's must-have fashion "bargains" under £200 - confessions of a beauty junkie! I admit to being mildly amused by the pics of celebrities' paunchy stomachs, but most of them still looked better then me or any of my friends. But then, maybe we're just an ugly bunch. Maybe we should follow some of that lip gloss advice?
Love your Gwyneth Paltrow idea. You know she named her baby Apple? (Maybe there'll be another copyright battle...)
"I completely failed to get gang raped and I've never been kidnapped either'
is fiendishly clever!
posted by andre | 20 March 2007A great name for a magazine, and a cracking pair of knickers.
posted by Timbo | 20 March 2007I'm staying out of WHSmith, I've a horrible feeling she's going to follow this idea through & get it published...
posted by PD | 20 March 2007I used to have Dancing Pants. Then I got the infestation treated. I'm fine now.
Incidentally, it's not 101 Blowjob Techniques, just 20. I know that for a fact, because it was in a book I read somewhere. Just that one page, mind. I had to give up on the rest due to feeling nauseous.
posted by An Unreliable Witness | 20 March 2007Excellent. May I suggest the addition of the mandatory wonder-diet? Such as
The Western Super Mare Diet
posted by The Goldfish | 20 March 2007How you too can lose up to six pounds in just six months!
Hilarious :-) Glad I found you again.
posted by fjl | 20 March 2007Nice boobs.
What?!!
posted by Gordon | 20 March 2007Working at 'the magazine' was such thrown-together baloney. I actually longed for the days when I'd create feminist teen 'zines by cutting stuff up and photocopying it.
posted by Morgan | 21 March 2007i would sooooooo read this magazine!!!!
posted by Rachel | 21 March 2007Can you tell me where I can find a victimless support group? I feel a 12 step (with skyscrapper heels) program coming on.
Brilliant! So good I have to link it. Thanks
posted by another outspoken female | 22 March 2007I've been sick lately and friends have been bringing me magazines... all I can say is, it's hard! "What Jen thought of Brad's Baby Pics" (brilliant and sick as it is) - yet another cover photo of Madonna in which she doesn't even look like herself - next season's must-have fashion "bargains" under £200 - confessions of a beauty junkie! I admit to being mildly amused by the pics of celebrities' paunchy stomachs, but most of them still looked better then me or any of my friends. But then, maybe we're just an ugly bunch. Maybe we should follow some of that lip gloss advice?
Love your Gwyneth Paltrow idea. You know she named her baby Apple? (Maybe there'll be another copyright battle...)
posted by Ms Baroque | 22 March 2007Curiously mocking pop-culture magazine, yet fails to address obviously shite tattoo.
posted by Brodie | 25 March 2007LOL love it.
Freedom of expression is all very well, but a line really should be drawn somewhere...
posted by Marcos | 25 March 2007I'd buy that for a dollar...
And the tattoo rocks
:)
x
posted by JG | 26 March 2007Now I know what you've been doodling for the last week. Its like A Beautiful Pandemolution.
Nice norks.
posted by D | 26 March 2007Yeah, nice norks. Can you draw one without the hands covering them up?
posted by Adrian | 26 March 2007A Beautiful Pandemolution.!
My lawyers have been informed
posted by andre | 26 March 2007Pandemonium, surely?
posted by Jack | 27 March 2007Very interesting commic, I think you should publish more.
posted by SxyPaula | 31 March 2007