Diablerie
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Every time I stand at my bathroom washbasin using my razor, I am permanently puzzled as to why some nubile blonde does not suddenly appear to run her hand over the newly silky smooth softness of my jawline.
He obviously gets a lot of exercise. With his right arm.
It is a ginormous right arm, yes. Obviously he's a top student at his college of choice...
I'm brunette, but if you'd care to upgrade to the Platinum Stalkers Package I'd be happy to provide that additional service for you.
where do I sign?
Signatures are required in blood for dedicated stalking duties on my site. But I will accept spray paint as being slightly more practical.
Fab. But have you bought the company.
Sponsors "300"
Have you considered going pro with your doodles and making enough for a book to outsell rival doodlers?
He has a big arm, certainly, but I'm more concerned about why he has his feet in ballet position 1. And what does he know? He knows something - these eyebrows aren't lying. Could it be the secret of a really close shave?
I honestly would not be surprised if that was in Boots next time I went in. But much as I hate to admit it, the Fusion (five blades) -is- better than the one that had three (whose name escapes me...Mach3?). That said, I've never felt the urge to try a battery powered razor. It strikes me as very bizarre.
Ooh, do one about the endless quest to stuff more artery-clogging cheese onto a single pizza next!
is this the one with the advert with all the guys asking each other (and perfect strangers, which of course is what we ALL DO ALL THE TIME) "Did you feel it?"
To which my witty response is always (and yes I do mean always, much to the annoyance of my darling wife):
"No, I didn't feel a thing as they fleeced me £8 for a bloody razor!"
I've noticed that myself about razors & their infinite variety for such a simple item. The other major culprit - toothbrushes. How many more kinds of those can they come up with?!?
The huge right arm is a decoy. His left hand is the one making him smile that way.
Is it a spoon and a bottle opener as well as just being a super mega snazzy razor?
The size of this arm conjures up all sorts of unrepeatable things in my head. Suffice to say I would like to know how he achieved such asymmetric musculature. Was it through extended pint lifting or, erm, another solitary activity best conducted behind closed doors?
I wish to register a complaint.
There are only several blades, not the promised 15, on that Dilithium?
That is all.
My, what a fookin enormous right arm he has?
It is a he, isn't it?