DIY Pandemian
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Let's go into business! With your cut-out lines and my free downloadable font, this time next year we could be millio ... well, we might have made twenty quid! And taken over the entire universe of blogging! (Although why we would want to do that is another matter.)
I've never used any of those words or phrases. You can't cut out and assemble me!
I love your handwriting.
It is, in fact, cuntacular.
Teaching my mobile that one later.
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the Daily fucking Mail cunting halfwits bugger grease smeared children
And a class action lawsuit is born!
I begin all of my posts with righteous vengeance and end with unrestrained glee. That's because I write of wimmins things and other cuntery.
if anyone ever said 'candy floss for dinner again' I would truly die a happy man.
"Candy floss for dinner again."
*drums fingers and waits*
Bored at work are we. :)
Oh the childishness
of whining grease smeared children
is righteous vengeance, eh?
Futtock. You cunty arse. Those stationary bollocks I like with unrestrained glee.
Ooooh.
It's no use, I can't resist it. Give me an hour or so...
I can't think of anything else to say, other than what was in my head when I saw your super post. Sadly, that thing was "nice one", which is not something I'd usually say, ever, what with not being a faux Cockney. (I like that more than Mockney, which reminds me of Tony Parsons and therefore makes me throw up in my mouth a bit.)
Ohh I was *this* close to doing what Clare did... until I saw the one word that makes me go all apathetic...
"Morrissey"
Although I guess I could just pair it with, ohh I dunno... "arse" and "is" perhaps?
Assemble with care, or you may in fact be breaching my copyright.