1 August 2007
Yesterday's top fifteen referring search queries:*
naughty susan spins the hits
naughty nigel does the raffle
singalong plastic rainwear stories
boy, 16, faints in shower and drowns
john virgo's waistcoats
enlightened slut
drop kick me jesus through the goalposts of life
get more recruits to the van, any way you can!
i hate theydon bois
and chalfont & latimer can shove it too
we dont do this kind of filthy
women teabagging men
flushed grollings
we are the bread crust removers
jesus h christ on a warped pine floorboard
I am consistently proud of the high quality of visitors I attract to this site.
* Pandemian: Blogging like 2001 never happened.
Naught Susan (an enlightened slut) and Nigel ( a16 year old boy) used to teabag in the shower but now don't do that kind of filthy because they found Jesus.
posted by Adrian | 2 August 2007You don't fool me, Mister Jock Pandemonium. By posting this search referrals, Google will pick them up and your searches will got even filthier.
posted by An Unreliable Witness | 2 August 2007Oh dear.
'these' not 'this', 'get' not 'got'.
I always lose control of my vocabulary when I visit your esteemed site. I blame the flushed grollings and their continual flushing.
posted by An Unreliable Witness | 2 August 2007I have to say I am quite jealous of the caliber of your readers. People who visit me merely google "Hate Trader Joe's," or "stupid twenty something" or "stupid twenty something who hates Trader Joe's"
posted by K | 2 August 2007Well, if you're going to be a slut, you might as well be enlightened.
And frankly, I was wondering where to find the bread crust removers. I have quite a backlog of bread requiring the service.
posted by bohémienne | 3 August 2007gotta love google :)
posted by stacey | 4 August 2007Wish I'd bought a ticket for that raffle now, in the light of Nigel's behaviour.
posted by looby | 4 August 2007Um, those search terms are incoherent... and they found you!
Not much to say there really. I wonder quite how those algorithms work?
posted by mooch | 5 August 2007