
The 12 News Of The World days of Christmas
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merry Christmas
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Bad people? Oh dear! I nearly spilt my sherry!
Happy Christmas P, from one of your admirers.
Bloody good - s usual.
Merry humbug - see you soon
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Brilliant.
Genius :)
This is totally unacceptable.

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